In Murphy we trust...

Murphy's laws are interestingly very true... they have many interesting and comic analogies in real life.... here a few for you..... but lemme state the laws themselves first...

If anything can go wrong, It will!!

Left to themselves, things tend to go from bad to worse.

Everything goes wrong all at once.

Matter will be damaged in direct proportion to its value.

Smile... tomorrow will be worse.

true...but very well put, these laws are good to have a nice laugh...

Now coming to the real good stuff.... the analogies... or more practical versions of the laws....


The light at the end of the tunnel is an oncoming train!!

The phone is bound 2 ring when u r in ur bathroom!!

If you are applying butter on a toast & it slips down on the carpet,chances of buttered side kissing the carpet are more!!

Anything can get you killed including nothing

Whenever I find the key to success, someone changes the lock
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To Err is human, to forgive is not a COMPANY policy.

The thread is always two inches too short.

Alcohol doesn't solve any problems, but if you think again, neither does Milk.

The intelligence on earth is a constant and the population is growing.

Thank "God" I'm an ATHEIST!!!!

Attention is Addictive.......

Anything and everything below is purely real. But any coincidence with anyone's lives is deeply regretted. The motto of this is to purely serve as an eye-opener.

No offense intended.

A Girl and Boy got close to each other owing to the fortunate turn of events in their lives. And as time passed by... they realized that they got so very close that they actually fell in love with each other. They proposed .. and then settled into a romantic relationship. The relationship sustained the test of time for long. And all along this period, the boy has always been talking to other girls. And has had many female-friends. His lady-love never really cribbed about it until........

Two and a half years later, she suddenly started feeling insecure. She sensed a non-existent lack of attention. And guess what she did out of this frustration??? She started speaking in satires. The boy once said something about one of his friends dumping his girl for another pretty young thing ...and our lady here says "just like you innit?" ... ahhh. Things passed by and the time tested relationship started fading... both of them felt uncomfortable due the other's presence....and finally.....

They broke-up.

WHY WHY WHY???

Why do such things happen ma friends?.. Apparently if we cross examine the general life of the girl in consideration, (i mean the life which doesn't involve the boy), then we find that she has made a new friend in her college. And she has been regularly updating her with what happens between him and her daily. Now it should be apparently clear to you what might've happened..... ??? clearly its the Influence of friends

I found all this pretty foolish. Agree or Disagree??... Then few days later,when I was casually shopping in a mart, I found this mom n son who were heatedly arguing about whether the son should get a particular chocolate or not. The mother denied him strongly and finally slapped him, who obviously started crying involuntarily. Then, both of them left the mart. I quickly followed them to see what will happen. Interestingly, A crippled beggar came walking along the street and begged them for alms. The mother immediately dropped a five rupee coin into his bowl.....

This fired a thought in me. Isn't this situation similar to the one above it? if the boy were to start crying that his mom loves the beggar more than himself...then what else can u call him rather than "foolish'???...

I say.. Everyone gets the attention which he/she should in a certain person's eyes. Do whatever.. you wont get a morsel more. An attempt to get more would just take you further down in his/her eyes. Then why crave for it?....

As I said earlier ma friends, Search yourself ..Be urself...and Attention will follow.


Attention is addictive... do not fall it's prey.

Search urself .......

So .... my first post guys....

I say the biggest treasure in this world for everyone is themselves....most people alive think similar....(exceptions like me always exist of course..) .. as one understands oneself, he slowly gains an understanding of how the guy next to him might be thinking...wotsay guys?...

Personally I feel the world is fully automated... Almost every time we meet an acquaintance we say "how are you?" ..but is it not universally known that we are not really interested in how he/she really is??... careful careful here.. i am not saying that asking thus is wrong... my claim is simple and in a way practical... just cross check your thoughts when u ask the question..then I assure u...the other guy will also be thinking in the similar lines when he asks it...??... so the key to other's thoughts is within you...it is your ownself!!!...

This internal probing also called "introspection" is, i feel, the most important step in a long term relationship... whenever you say something...ask yourself "do i really mean it?".. if you do not then you will immediately know what you actually do.... now the decision is up to you friends....lie or truth??..choose... but this time you will be consciously cheating yourself..innit?.cause your conscience is fully awake...

Corruption, Deception, Betrayal, Quick Break-ups are all a result of lack of this self hunt...


thats why friends..... i say... and always say...

Search yourself.....

Finally!!!!! I'm in !!!

Well well well...finally!!!!... i am into blogging .... Me, more known as the co-philosopher of my class (the other one being Adarsh, my best pal)... and very true to this name of mine, i do pain ppl with my 'fundaes' regarding things... and voila!!!!! these victims of mine actually asked me to start blogging....CUT....and here i am.... trying to skim through ma mind and decide what to put up here which may interest an on-looker...


but then.....almost immediately....without a warning..BANG comes a second thought..

why am i blogging??

.. the answer is everything else but "'to impress others"... hehe..others getting impressed is of course an unintended consequence...which i am not gonna stop...
and neitha am i responsible for the harm caused to the emotional stability afta reading ma works...hehe..this is also my disclaimer buddies...

I solemnly refrain from all liabilities due to high levels of excitement caused or high degrees of fanatism caused by any of my works coming hereforth... anywork displayed here cannot, at any cost, be held responsible for it.